Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If its not for food we ain't going out.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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