Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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