You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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