Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just gift wrapped bread.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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