Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i out mim tonsoeep
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