i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Randomize
