I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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