Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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