just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
