How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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