Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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