problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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