Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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