I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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