I want to stick my p in your. b.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
and you fell through a lawn chair
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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