Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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