My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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