I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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