I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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