is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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