Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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