we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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