i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize