What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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