he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
All I want is dick and wine.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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