I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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