And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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