the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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