At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
this hospital has no fireball
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
