Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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