I wanna passion pit in your ass
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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