that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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