People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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