you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
