I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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