it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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