When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
