Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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