I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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