id be glad to
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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