Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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