So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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