Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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