Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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