Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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