He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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