He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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