God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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