i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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