I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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