And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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