why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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