fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my being single is dangerous.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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