This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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